you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
thus making me awesome and them whores
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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