I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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