Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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