Fine. I'll sleep in my office
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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