Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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