if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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