apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
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