ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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