Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
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