Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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