the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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