Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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