Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Farmville is her only friend.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Randomize
