I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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