yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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