Welp...herpes.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
We had sex on a dog bed..
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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