guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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