I want to make a zoo with you.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Every concussion has its silver lining
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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