So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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