Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
The beer is more important than you right now.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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