I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Randomize
