have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
