im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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