I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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