I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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