Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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