i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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