New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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