:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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