After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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