I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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