We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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