so that wasnt chicken after all
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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