belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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