i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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