a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
i've created a new STD.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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