oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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