5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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