Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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