The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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