I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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