I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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