What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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