I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
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