It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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