I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
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