what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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