I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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