I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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