we have officially lost it.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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